(if: $inv is 0)[(set: $inv to (a:))]
<img src="http://footage.framepool.com/shotimg/qf/958856431-cow-stable-saargau-feed-hay.jpg" alt="cow"/>
Note: Ps, if you don't take the clock, it will still be in your inventory. Not an option! haha lol.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are in a farm, in the stable with some other cows. You're owners have a lot of trust in you, and every noon they let you wander around. however, you can't go passed the inn (north) and you can't be out later than 5 hours. They truly believe that you are a magical cow and that you can understand them and their language (english). But first, you have to make a descision! It is almost noon. Remember, don't be out after 5:00. You have a timer on your collar that they set every time you go out after noon.
(unless: $inv contains "clock")[
(link:"take the clock to tell you the time.")
[You take the clock.]
you wait and wait and wait. 5 minutes go by.
[[wait some more->the waiting]]
(unless: $inv contains (a:"clock"))[(set: $inv to $inv + (a:"clock"))]you moo loud, hard and long! You wait. Nothing happens. Oh well I guess you have to wait until the farmers come out at noon.
[[ok, wait until noon->the waiting]]
(unless: $inv contains (a:"clock"))[(set: $inv to $inv + (a:"clock"))]You go to sleep, and wait. (time passing).
[[sleep until noon->the waiting]]
(unless: $inv contains (a:"clock"))[(set: $inv to $inv + (a:"clock"))]you wait another 10 minutes... 5 minutes... 3 minutes... 1 minute... yes! they are here. Now is your chance to explore the neighborhood. (or escape). I would not do that though.
[[leave stable->leaving the stable.]]
(display: "footer") you leave the stable, to the north. There is a road up ahead to the north and you see the inn to the northeast.
(display: "footer")you move towards the inn when you notice a bulldozer plowing through the meadows at you just a few feet away! It's about to kill you.
[[now is a good time for a nap->nap time bulldozer]]
[[let him plow me over->roadkill 2]]
[[run in circles->roadkill 2]]
(display: "footer") you move towards the road. You start crossing and a gasoling truck plows right into you. You are dead.
[[ok->the farm]]you let out a grunt, lie down on the ground, and dream of fluffy unicorns as the bulldozer advances on you. The bulldozer is only a few inches away now, with you lying on your side. The bulldozer passes over you and you survive! you squeezed in-between the tires. phew.
[[look at the timer->timer check 1]]
[[get up, you have limited time outside.->cant get up]]
[[ask for help from the magical humans to get up-you are too lazy.->getting up sucessfully.]]A bulldozer runs you over as you franticly try to scurry away to no avail. you die.
you check your timer and it says 4 hours and 15 minutes are left.
[[okay->nap time bulldozer]]you are a cow, and you cant get up! it is because you are too fat and heavy. you die.
[[okay->the farm]]a magical hand comes out of nowhere and lifts you on your feet.
[[yay->continuing to the inn]]you get up and you can continue to the inn or you can wait for another car to run you over
[[ne->continuing to the inn 2]] you go to the inn. A few people look at you because they don't normally see cows walking around the inn.
[[go into the inn for some beer->cow beer]]
[[try walking past the inn-you see an interesting looking tower in the north->the zapper]]you knock down the door and shatter some windows trying to go into the inn. the whole wall knocks down and a few guys look at you. The inn keeper takes out the gun and tries to shoot it at you. you have to MOVE!!!!!
[[fart some methane->the fart attempt]]
[[run left->the gunshot]]you waddle past the inn and you die because of an electrical current surging through your body. I guess that clock doesn't only have one function!
you fart. They get a little woozy, but quickly recover.
[[dodge man!!!->the second gunshot]]
[[fart some more->the passing]]The guy behind the bar shoots you and you die.
[[ah, man->the farm]]you try to dodge but you cant because you are a cow. you die.
[[okay->the farm]]You squeeze all of the fart out of you, probably why global warming is currently happening. They pass out for good.
[[inspect the inn->the inspection]]
[[make a run for it->which direction?]]
you look closely at the inn. You see the gun lying on the floor out of the mans hand. There is a painting on the far side of the bar, and many people are slouched over the tables, knocked out. one of them appears to have been in the process of selling something. he has his hand out, and there is a blue shiny thing in his hand. It looks like it could be a diamond.
[[continue->continuing the inn]]
would you like to go south towards the barn, or would you like to continue towards the road, in the se
[[s->going back]]you move towards the hopefully a diamond. you put it in your mouth and you amble towards the barn house, returning before the time is halfway up. You know that you will be greatly awarded if you present the diamond to your owners.
(unless: $inv contains "diamond")[
(link:"take the diamond")["you take the diamond."(set: $inv to $inv +(a:"diamond"))]]
[[continue->go back to barn]]
you amble across the roadand you go to the other side without getting hit. Another farmer mistakes you for his cow and then traps you in his barn yard to forever live a life with a stranger. you eventually die. Try again.
[[okay->the farm]]You are stuck to live this life forever and ever again. wrong choices. Try again.
[[okay->the farm]](if: $inv's length is 0)[You have nothing.](else:)[
(print: $inv.join(", "))
(link-goto: "Done", (history:)'s last)
[[Check inventory->inventory]] (set: $inv to it - (a: "diamond"))
you have dropped the diamond its not optional lol bye.
you go back to the barn where your owner stands in the field. He sees you come back and he rushes over to you, knowing that it must be important: normally you come back 5 minutes before 5 hours is up. He sees the diamond in your mouth and he gapes. He gratefully rubs you down and compliments you. He mutters something and rubs you faster and faster and faster until... You ARE HUMAN!!!! yep, he was a magician that turned you into a cow.
[[punch him; he turned you into a cow in the first place.->the punch death]]
[[ask him to take the collar off so that you can go further past the inn.->the collar watch removal]]
(display: "footer")You try and punch the farmer. He swings back at you with old man strength. The best strength of all. He takes his pitchfork and stabs you to death to make sure you wont cause any more trouble. You die.
[[okay->the farm]](if: $inv contains "clock")[
(link:"drop the clock")
[You drop the clock.(set: $inv to $inv - (a:"clock"))]
[[go past the inn to make sure it worked->testing]]you go past the inn. Nothing happens! Yes.
I am the narrator. I am telling you that you can take all of the items that i am presenting to you. I will list these 3 items below.
(unless: $inv contains "bow" or $inv contains "painting" or $inv contains "knife" )
(link:"take a bow without arrows")
[You take the bow without arrows.(set: $inv to $inv + (a:"bow"))]
(link:"take a painting of nothing")
[You take the painting of nothing (set: $inv to $inv + (a:"painting"))]
(link:"take a knife without a handle")
[You take the knife that does not have a handle (set: $inv to $inv + (a:"knife"))]
[[done->the exploration.]]You go past the inn and a big fluffy kitten comes around the corner and meows. You pet it. It shows fangs and it steals all of your inventory items. That is too bad as well. Also, if you don't believe me, check yourself.
[(set: $inv to $inv - (a:"bow"))]
[(set: $inv to $inv - (a:"painting"))]
[(set: $inv to $inv - (a:"knife"))]
[[try and become friends with the kitty->the kitty attempt]]
[[run away from the kitty->the tower past the inn]]you run away from the kitten. (this kitten by the way)->
<img src="https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/big-cute-eyes-cat-black-scottish-fold-gimo-1room1cat-311.jpg" alt= "The Kitten"/>
You run away from the kitten and, although you don't get your stuff back, you live a happy life of freedom and joy.<img src="https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/big-cute-eyes-cat-black-scottish-fold-gimo-1room1cat-122.jpg" alt="cute kitten" />
[[ok, cute enough-> the cuteness]]<img src="https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/big-cute-eyes-cat-black-scottish-fold-gimo-1room1cat-48.jpg" alt="the super cuteness" />
[[super cute-> even cuter]]<img src="https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/big-cute-eyes-cat-black-scottish-fold-gimo-1room1cat-46.jpg"></video alt="cute super cute"/>
[[all right, definitely friends->the friendship]]You become friends with the kitty forever and live a happy life of freedom and joy.